Panginoong Jesucristo, gustong i-clone ng mga scientist sa Switzerland

Kasalukuyang tinatrabaho umano ng isang  billionaire-funded Christian organization ang pagku-clone  kay Jesus Christ.

Nabuo ang proseso mula nang makuha ang  DNA nito mula ‘Shroud of Turin’.

“Our intention is to clone Jesus, utilizing techniques pioneered at the Genetic Research Group in Switzerland, by taking an incorrupt cell from the Shroud of Turin,”wika ng spokesman ng ‘The Jesus Has Returned Project’.

“Extracting its DNA, and inserting into an unfertilized human egg (oocyte), though the now-proven biological process called symbiotic cellular transfer.”

“The fertilized egg, now the zygote of Jesus Christ, will be implanted into the womb of a young virginal woman (who has volunteered of her own accord), who will then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second Virgin Birth.”

Ayon sa grupo, posible itong mangyari. Anila, kaya ng modern cloning technology na –i-clone ang large mammal. Kabilang na ang tao gamit ang single cell mula sa adult specimen.

Nasa Christian world aniya ang relikya ni Jesucristo. Kabilang na ang buhok at foreskin nito.

‘However, ours is not fake. We are already have Christs’ DNA,’ anila.